Tokyo Tribe – Not just your usual Japanese hip-hop musical crime epic

I now present my top five lines from the bizarre Japanese hip-hop musical crime epic Tokyo Tribe:

5. "Cockblock time!"

4. [mysterious guy in cape appears] "Take me to a sauna! Take me to a sauna!"

3. "Kickin some wicked sticky-icky-icky yo!"

2. "Fuck you, you're a monkey-ass wanksta!"

And number 1: the unforgettable "Dogs before bitches."

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